So don’t diss the online world, ladies.

So don’t diss the online world, ladies.

You will make a great initial connection online, but when you DO, ensure you get your ass for some queer-owned cafe and meet-up in actual life, simply because they require our company additionally the internet — I REPEAT: the web IS NOT A REPLACEMENT for a proper life hangout. Though sometimes If only it had been since it’s a great deal much easier to toss a filter on my face than paint it with makeup products, but that is a individual issue.

2. Athletic Clubs

Look, I’ll acknowledge it: we hate recreations. I’m TERRIBLE at activities. And personally i think extremely separated during my un-athletic lesbian presence. In fact, I’ve been pitching “The identification Crisis of Being a Lesbian Who Hates Sports” for months now, but no editor is apparently involved with it (hint, hint Bendix that is trish).

But also I force myself to go to women’s sporting events all of the time though I get heart palpitations entering any sort of soccer field (PTSD from gym class. You realize why? They’re teeming with queer girls, honey. Hot, strong, badass queer girls unafraid to getting struck into the face with a softball! Where do we join? Sweaty sexy derby girls, whizzing around on roller-skates, their locks flapping behind them —t hey’re the coolest that is fucking on earth. They tend to own great design and are great during intercourse too. Soccer girls? Therefore hot, therefore good, therefore friendly, therefore tough. Whom does not would you like to watch a number of fresh-faced women kick around a soccer ball? We’m sure I Actually do.

And lesbian athletes aren’t such as the terrible male athletes in highschool; those greasy-faced guys whom wandered around all entitled, jeering during the blondes, being all creepy. Lesbian athletes are now appreciative once you arrived at their games. So don’t worry with them—j ust get dressed up real cute and go watch them play if you can’t play. You’ll meet loads of other athletically lesbians that are inept, and you’ll really bond over your not enough hand/eye coordination. (suite…)

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